We Will Funk You

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We Will Funk You
N- The hordes of brainwashed slaves had them surrounded. The few who considered the advice of the Nerds remained silent in their fear of the Man. The Wonder-Nerds had no choice...

Z- We have to leave, NOW!
C- But this system is so fucked up!
R- We can fix it from the past, find out where music died and history went wrong! Hurry computer, let’s see what happened after we left the 20’s!
Comp- Creating Wormhole!
M- I’ll get you Wonder-Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrdddddsss (fades out into time machine noises)

N- When they arrived in 1949, they discovered that music had indeed evolved much faster than in our world. Blues and Jazz had already begun to change, but not into rock, into soulful, funky, groovy music, and that changed all of history. Civil rights were won sooner, the world have been at peace for over a decade, and there was no Great Depression, all because of some Funking Funktastic Funk... and The Wonder-Nerds could not help but join in...


from Abuscientia, released July 30, 2013




The Wonder-Nerds Atlanta, Georgia

The start date was 8-7-2721, and in the Star System Beta Canum Venticorum, the Wonder-Nerds ran like pansies from the evil Scrotum Aliens, falling into a wormhole and inadvertently changing all of history as a consequence. The only surviving record of their travels lies in their album, Abuscientia. Listen with caution, skepticism, and most importantly, in chronological order. ... more

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