Try Not To Slap Me

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They use their technology for petty pleasure.

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Z- Ooooooh they’re so gorgeous!
C- Quick let’s get up on that stage!
Popo- Stop! Police! Where are you going buddy?!
C- Quick! Get him with the groovy beam!
*zap*
Popo- You guys seem like some groovy cats! Need help moving your drums?!
Z- Sweet.

Roger-
Baby I know we've been takin’ it a little slow
And I know you think it too
I still don't want to meet your family, not just yet
But babe, I don't think that our genitals have met, OW!


It's okay if you wanna try a different way
I do whatever you wanna do
I've got the groove, so show me your move
I just hope that I, get to touch your boobs, OW!

Call me vulgar, call me rude
If you don't like it your a goooooober
But I know my baby, and she feels the way I do
And do do do do do is what we're gonna do do do do do!

I hope my language has not been offending you
Cause if is I won't get laid.
But I'm just expressing the most primal part of my soul
When I make gorilla noises and go inside your- OW OW OW OW OW!


Women- Get off the stage! Womanizers! Misogynists! Sexists!
R- Use groovey beam! *groovey beam*
Women- Fantastic! That music was smashing! We love you Wonder-Nerds! Can we have your autograph?!

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from Abuscientia, released July 30, 2013

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The Wonder-Nerds Atlanta, Georgia

The start date was 8-7-2721, and in the Star System Beta Canum Venticorum, the Wonder-Nerds ran like pansies from the evil Scrotum Aliens, falling into a wormhole and inadvertently changing all of history as a consequence. The only surviving record of their travels lies in their album, Abuscientia. Listen with caution, skepticism, and most importantly, in chronological order. ... more

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