The Morning After

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R- Uuuuugh! What a night, are the ladies up?

C- They’re sleeping in the other room.

Z- Last night was crazy. I learned the true purpose of Virtual AntiGraviton Inflation Neutralization Activators.

R- True, but we had to use the groovy beam to make them like us!

C- Wait, where did my groovy beam go?

R- It is around here somewhere, but my point is that we need to find another way to make people like our music without the use of inebriation.

Computer- You could use some synth...

C- No computer, you cannot join the band, we are not techno.

Comp- Pleeeeeease

C- SHUT UP! YOU HAVE NO SOUL!

Z- That is my baby you’re talking to!

R- Bros before hoes Ritter, the Computer cannot join the band!

Z- The computer is not my lover! Anyway, if it is bros before hoes then let’s kick those groupies out and get on with our Space-Time tour!

C- I’m down, where to?

R- Remember all those centuries ago in Atlanta?

C- In the 21st century? Technically that is future now, but yeah, let’s liven up their music scene!

*bzhew, door opens* L- Oooh hey there nerds!
R- Wakey wakey, eggs and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! *laser noises*
L- AHHH! AHHH! ASSHOLES! SEXISTS! MISOGYNISTS!
*door close*

Comp- Creating wormhole, destination, Atlanta Georgia, 2013.
*TIME MACHINE NOISES*

*Awful Digital noises*
C- Why are robots having sex in my ears?!
Z- It is coming from those giant towers! They are blasting it all over the city!
R- AGH Computer for the love of Jeff Beck mute that shit!! … Thankyou
C- Why is the whole city listening to that garbage? Do they not have good music?
Comp- Your last stop must have altered the evolution of music, perhaps Blues never took off and Electronic music was born earlier in this timeline.
R- NOOOOOOO!
C- WHAT ABOUT JAMES BROWN!!! WE KILLED THE FUNK!!!
Z- How can we live with ourselves?!
C- .... We must destroy this nonmusic, it is the only way we can jam with the gods in Funkhala...

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from Abuscientia, released July 30, 2013

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The Wonder-Nerds Atlanta, Georgia

The start date was 8-7-2721, and in the Star System Beta Canum Venticorum, the Wonder-Nerds ran like pansies from the evil Scrotum Aliens, falling into a wormhole and inadvertently changing all of history as a consequence. The only surviving record of their travels lies in their album, Abuscientia. Listen with caution, skepticism, and most importantly, in chronological order. ... more

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