The Man

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People- What the hell was that!!

R- How your music sounds to us!

P- Music? What is music? Was that music?! That was awesome!

C- That wasn’t awesome that was crap, a parody, satire, making fun of your music?

P- Satire? What’s with those funny words you’re using?

Z- Wait, that digital crap wasn’t music?

C- Then what was it?

M- Mind Control! Muahaha!!
*drums*
C- Wonder-Nerds! Get your weapons!

M-
Your phasers do not phase me
Your lasers cannot blaze me
But your powerful technology
has certainly amazed me!

I have an offer to make,
it's one that you must take.
Should you refuse, you lose
and with a mace your face I'll break.

WN- Who the fuck is this guy?

M- I'm the Man, the controller, the high-roller, and I have a plan!

I can brainwash the world to be any way I want
I chose consumerist zealots who think its worse to smoke a blunt
than to question my authority, and its worked out pretty good for me
but get that much power and any more is not enough.

I own the media and politicians,
polluted all waters for fishin'
and a whole lot worse
to get more money for my schemes

I eradicated all ecology
to make room for my economy
to capture all technology and
remain kind for infinity

(half speed of reading for dramatic effect)
So if you hand over your time machine...
Your computer and your laser beams...
I'll put you in my planet's memes...
and you.. will be... kings! *crash out on kings*

C- So your the one that killed the rock & roll
and now you want to make us work the pole
but we will never help you read your goal!
so you can shove your offer up your hole

M- Well I'm going to steal them anyway,
and I'll tell the world you're fucking gay
so you'll never see another day!
Now attack, my homophobic slaves!!

Slaves-
Hail the king of the industrial politicorporate elite!
Concieved from the most competitive capitalist skeet.
His Mannificence called you gay, so we'll bring you to his feet
and never again will anyone be strong enough to defeat

Theeee MAN!

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from Abuscientia, released July 30, 2013

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The Wonder-Nerds Atlanta, Georgia

The start date was 8-7-2721, and in the Star System Beta Canum Venticorum, the Wonder-Nerds ran like pansies from the evil Scrotum Aliens, falling into a wormhole and inadvertently changing all of history as a consequence. The only surviving record of their travels lies in their album, Abuscientia. Listen with caution, skepticism, and most importantly, in chronological order. ... more

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